Man wakes up after being driven home in a drunken state after a party down the street and discovers he has left his coat. Not even sure where he was he just knocks on a few doors asking if he had been at there the night before...

Finally the woman at the door says "Yes, and you got pretty drunk" to which the man apologizes. Upon retrieving his coat the man turns to the woamn and says, "Excuse me, I really have to know where you found that gold toilet?" to which the woman replied loudly looking over her sholdier...

..."Hey, Herry, I've found the guy who crapped in your tuba!"....

Nevermind..........