Okay. Like...Help me out here, eh? My idiot brother has cut me off...ON NEW YEARS!!! Don't blood count for nothin no nmore?

So here's what I need eh? Wanted: Disencumbered and majorly liberal drinking companion who will buy...and buy....and buy.... Female preferred, but not demanded. Will take male in a pinch. Would still prefer females. More than one is okay, eh?

I am a majorly handsome and cool stud from Blind River which is probablly the coolest town in Canada. Age 27, ruggedly attractive, not bald, semi-educated, speak English, extroverted, very physical type guy who can chug like a choochoo and swear in French. Have drove snowmoblies across very thin ice and played chicken with CN and CP trains.

Looking for like I said majorly liberal type who likes to buy drinks, smokes, joints, and stuff like that and ain't too selfish to share.

Can promise a real good time. I am a legend in this town. I can show ya where all the hot spots are too, eh?

- BDiBR