A certain Australian later to be a well known ABC announcer was working in his earlier days for 4BU, a country commercial Radio Station that used to take the ABC news feed. Just after the 7pm ABC National News, there was this horrible squishing sound, and he came on and said
"Well, they say there's 57 tomatoes in every bottle, but I only got about half of one in, and the rest is all over the studio!"

Robin