Well danged if this ain't somethin'...

Johnny Ashcroft has had to recluse himself from the investigation on just who in the White House fingered Valerie Plame, the wife of Joseph Wilson who countered Bush's claims that Iraq was trying to secre uranium form Niger...

Hmmmmm? Why the recusal, one might ask? Well, the way I see it is that Johnny has discovered somethin' that he'd rather not talk about. If this ain't it then why didn't he recuse himself a while back before the Justice Department started the investigation?

Peeeeuuuuwwwww. What's that smell? Hmmmmmm, smells like someone in the White House been doing some heavy swaetin', to me...

But, not to worry, the investigation has been passed from one "tag victim" to another and everything that Johnny knows will have to be *re*discovered and that won't happen before the '04 Election Debackle so the King is secure....

But I don't think I'd want to be in Karl Rove's shoes around this time next year...

Unless, of course, King George just *officially* calls off democracy, declares martial law and starts wearing a crown around the White House... which, unfortunately, is a very real possibility...

Bobert