I recall one from Valentine's Day about 10 years ago...a man phones up to dedicate a song to his wife because it's their anniversary; the DJ asks how long they've been married, and the man answers "8 years".

"How would you like me to dedicate the song?"

"Just say that this goes out to Nancy from Joe, and that I love her & I hope we'll be married for another 8 years"...!

We fell about the place.

More recently, I heard a woman asking to hear a song that's a favourite of her husband, who's serving in Iraq. The DJ agreed tom play it, it in the hope that, "your husband's arms will be coming home to you soon"...EEEEWWWW!!!

D.