Songs that should not have been written:

The Tune is, The Ants Go Marching.

The Ents go marching one by one Hurrah! Hooray!
The Ents go marching one by one Hurrah! Horray
The Ents go marching one by one to Isengard to have some fun
The Ents go marching "Though Isengard be strong and hard and cold as stone and bare as bone. We go, we go, we go to war to hew the stone and break the door.
Ents go marching two by two, Hurrah Hurray! The Ents go marching two by two Hurrah Hurray
The Ents go marching two by two, and Sauruman's days will soon be through. The Ents go marchint "Though Isengard, etc."
The Ents go marching three by there Hurrah Hooray!
'Cause it isn't nice to hurt a tree.
The Ents go marching four by four Hurrah Hooray!
To hew the stone and break the door.
The Ents go marching five by five Hurrah Hooray!
And Isengard will not long survive.
The Ents go marching six by six Hurrah Hooray!
'Cause somebody turned their friends into sticks.
The Ents go marching seven by seven Hurrah Hooray!
And I don't think orcs go to heaven.
The Ents go marching eight by eight Hurrah Hooray!
They're breaking down old Isengard's gate.
The Ents are marching nine by nine Hurrah! Hooray!
And Merry and Pippin are feeling fine.
The Ents are marching ten by ten Hoorah! Hooray!
To the aid of the Rohan men.

With appologies to all former Girl Scouts, Ants, Ents, and lovers of good music everywhere.