The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #1085813
Posted By: khandu
04-Jan-04 - 12:28 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Hours in the planning!! Proudly introducing, without further ado. . .

THE MOAB LOTTERY!!!!!!!!!!

YES!!!! YOU CAN BECOME THE OWNER OF OUR WONDERFUL MOAB MASCOT*! YES. . . YOUR'S TO DO WITH WHAT YOU WILL!!!
BE THE ENVY OF YOUR FRIENDS (if you have any)!!
BE THE BANE OF YOUR COMMUNITY!!
HAVE YOUR PHOTO TAKEN WITH A PHOTO OF THE MOABITE OF YOUR CHOICE!!!
GET YOUR OWN COPY OF "kHANDU's LIST OF MUDCATTER'S I DON'T LIKE"!!
YES!!!
YOU CAN BE SOMEBODY!!!


for
details, have your credit card ready & PM any Moabite!
Contest not open to any Moabite, their families or loved ones, nor to Carol the flattop Strange Sailor Crapper Queen, nor to members of the Polka Circus & their ilk.(See exhibit "C".)


(The MOAB Lottery is not affiliated with any subversive group of perverted anarchists & their ilk, nor does it condone such sickening behaviour, unless it is done in good taste** by fellow Moabites & their ilk!)(See exhibit "C".)


*The Moab Mascot is subject to change at the discretion of any Moabite's whim or fancy. (See exhibit "2".)



**"good taste" is a loose term to be defined by any Moabite's whim or fancy. (See exhibits "D-G".)


A small substantial fee (to be defined by any Moabite's whim or fancy)is required for registration. (See
exhibit "C".)

All "exhibits" are property of MOAB & shall not be viewed by the non-Moabites & their ilk. (See exhibit 32)