A nun goes to the mother Superior and says, "Mother Superior, I must confess, today, I cursed and used the Lord's name in vain." The Mother Superior asked what happened. The nun replied, "Well, I was golfing and I hit the drive of my life, the ball climbed and climbed, I thought it would never come down and all of a sudden it hit a bird and fell straight down into the fairway." "Well that would upset me as well, but...." The nun interuppted and said, "No it wasn't that, that got me upset." "Well then, what was it my child?" The nun continued, "All of a sudden a squirrell ran across the fairway and picked up the ball and into the woods it ran." "So that was it?" the Mother Superior asked. "No, that wasn't it either". "Well then, what was it child????" "Well, then another bird swooped down, grabbed the squirrell, carried it over the green and the squirrell spit out my ball and it rolled six inches from the cup." The Mother Superior thought about this for a moment and then smiled and said, "You missed the fuckin putt didn't ya?????"