Chief-

No has reprinted our ballad yet; we'll probably have to wait a month or two. But I'm not sure which article you're trying to find since I've provided so many links.

My dear friends from Oz-

Clearly we'll have to do a lobster-bake-off, a competition held on neutral grounds, say Guam, where an unbiased person such as Naemanson samples the various steamed lobsters. We may want to start a new thread if this challenge gets serious.

Cheerily,
Charley Noble, who knows there's NOTHING sweeter than a steamed Maine lobster