1. Governor Dean and I are in a shepherd-sheep relationship, and I am in a position of negative need.
2. He prostrates me in a green-belt grazing area, and conducts me into lateral proximity with a non-torrential aqueous accumulation.
3. He restores to original satisfaction levels my psychological makeup.
4. Notwithstanding the fact that I make ambulatory progress through the non-illuminated geologic interstice of mortality, terror sensations will not be manifest withing me due to the proximity of omnipotence. His pastoral walking aid and quadruped-restraint module induce in me a pleasurific mood state.
5. He designs and produces a nutrient-bearing support structure in the context of non-cooperative elements. He enacts a head-related folk ritual utilizing oleaceous vegetable extracts, and my beverage container exhibits inadequate volumetric parameters.
6. Surely, it must be an intrinsic non-deductible factor that his inter-relational, emphatic and non-vengeful attributes will pursue me as their target focus for the duration of the current non-death period; and I will posses tenant rights in the residential facility of the forme governor on a permanently open-ended time basis.