Smeet Jesus.......and people say I'm nuts........

JERI: As you were lounging in a swamp, you may have developed a nail fungus and the dragonflies were feeding. And that Blue Heron..........was it dressed as Waylon Jennings? Or was it a smaller one dressed as Woody? AND...NEVER look up at heron passing overhead; you only THINK pigeons are bad. But did you offer it any of that weed killer? Be sociable.

ANNAP: Obviously you live in an upwardly mobile part of the sanctuary as they were all WHITE egrets. Were they singing happy, sappy songs.....it may have been "Up with Egrets" rehearsing. And why take the kayaks....Why not the Scarab with the twin 330 Mercruisers?

MARIO: Is a climax forest a place where teenagers go to "Park" when the weather's warm?

KAT: You scale fish...not walls.

SPAW: I agree, you are a total screw-up. Like you mentioned somewhere else earlier, your mind, like a guitar, has been exposed to hostile conditions and too many "elements" for many years and the resultant sinkage and warpage has ruined a once fine instrument.........................Wait a minute here...I'M SPAW for gawdsake!

BERT: At your age you need to start considering having the gnat land...uhm,......"elsewhere."

Spaw