Will I be driving the 4WD car? Nooooooooooooooo...when Pat gets her new car, I'll still be driving the Civic and she'll be spitting on locomotives.

Is it my chainsaw? Nooooooooooooooo...it's HER chainsaw.

Is it my sledge hammer? Nooooooooooooooo...not at least while I have a rotator cuff tear, anyway.

Is it my snow blower?   Noooooooooooooooo...it's HER snowblower.

Is it my .45 revolver? Noooooooooooooooo...it's her .45 revolver.

Is it my trash to take out? Yup. Is it my thing to fix? Yup. Is it my life that'll be in danger if she sees this post? Yup.