I know a camp song (tune Eton Boating Song):-

My name is Cecil
I live in Leicester Square
I wear open top sandles
And a lily in my hair.

Coz we're all queer together
- Excuse us while we go upstairs
Yes we're all queer together
That's why we go round in pairs.

I went for a ride on a choo-choo
It was full so I had to stand
A little boy offered me his seat
So I felt for it with my hand.

Coz we're all queer together . . . . .


Well it's better than
Gin gan gooly, gooly, gooly, gooly, watchyer
Gin Gan Goo, Gin Gan Goo