To prevent our getting any closer to the verge, we present tonight's installment in THE LIST:

ROBOTIC WELDING MACHINES

Why do they have to make special machines just to weld robots? Won't regular ol' TIG and MIG welders work? Somethin' about the metals robots are made of maybe?

Oh!Oh!Oh!!!! I've got it! It's like that robot from "The Day the Earth Stood Still" - the Klatoo Barada Nikto guy! Anyway, he was made out of the same metal as the spaceship and it was no metal that had been seen on Earth before. No wonder they had to come up with special welders.

Speaking of robots and such, rumor has it that there's a major Allen invasion taking place in the next few days.

I certainly hope this post helps move us away from that verge and back toward the true path of BS.