What do you expect from Q?

There is a quality to a Q that is quite quaint.
It's quintessence will quell a quetzel.
It's quiddity will quiet a Quintilian.
It's quip will quake an aspen.
It's quack will qualify a duck.

I'm not trying to be quarrelsome or a quibbler but I have chosen a quest to quash the statement-"What do you expect from Q?" (*note the quotation marks) and Bee-dubya-ell, you being a quinquagenarian, you should have more respect for the Q, be quixotic, quiver in delight, and quench the lips with a quartern.
Alas, with great quandary,and with qualm, I now will quit!