As a great fan of The Daily Mail I'm longing to hear the rest of this song - which is new to me. And does anyone know anything of its origins??

A great insult I heard recently was "he's reached an age where he starts believing what he reads in the Daily Mail". (US readers might note that that's not necessarily ageist; fortunately many of our good folk never reach that age. It's a variant of "Disgusted, Tunbridge Wells".)

G.