Well, tonight's "Something for People With Squat to Do List" topic is

TANYA HARDING

Aw, man! I don't wanna talk about that bimbo. Hell, her time as Hobag de Jeur is long past. Can I change the "T" topic to somethin' else? After all, this whole list thing was my stupid idea. So, like, who's gonna complain if I bend the rules?

So, tonight's topic has been changed to

TWEED!!!

No! Not the idiot! The cloth. Made from wool. Named after the river. The one between England and Scotland. Or maybe it's the other way around. Maybe the river was named after the cloth. Who cares? All I know is that tweed makes damn nice sportcoats. I like 'em. Mind you, I'd never pay what they want in regular stores for a real Harris Tweed coat, but thrift stores around here are full of 'em. Don't ask me why. Maybe folks have heard rumors about the existence of our own infamous TWEED and want to divest themselves of anything that might in any way be considered a link to him. I don't blame them.