LH: On the Lookin' for a Travel Companion thread I offered twelve dollars a week to the woman lucky enough to get me. I think I also suggested that in the event all the women in North America--including Ontario--were busy for the rest of their lives, that compassionate souls could send blowup dolls to you (I did insist that if they'd been used, it would be polite to wash them with soap, water and bleach). I said they should go to you because I don't want anyone thinking I'm strange. Everybody already knows that you're strange. I kinda expected you'd have a few hundred by now. Guess not. Also, if you ever get one of Monica, make sure the cigar ain't lit.

Bruce M