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Thread #59418   Message #1090550
Posted By: Tweed
11-Jan-04 - 05:14 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Hmmmm ..yasss yore Majesthighness, I have run into a similar saturation obv late and habv taken up resilence in a boardinghouse of sorts. Thar is no heat in the place, other than a gas oven which the landlord generously allows to burn a few minutes when the temperature hits 50degrees indoors and of corse thar iz no cookin' allowerd after 5 pm so I am getting very hellthy and also slim as I seldom git thar befor 6:30pm, HAW!! If you git cast out ob the palace I hartly recommend the Bag O' Salad and Total serials as a dietary substutit fore the normal intake obv foodstuffs in cellofane packages, roast pork and so forth. Of corse you are fairly scrawny already so possible the addition of a dollop or two obv birdfeeder suet to yore salad wuld keep some weight on yore pore carcass.
I habv found thet a person kin live on nearly nothin' and still walk this planet wif hardly a problem or two. (Other then habving no danged money or food ennymore, HAW!!)

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