After taking the liberty of looking at Little Hawk's original "DON'T POST TO THIS THREAD!" thread, I must say that even though the thread titles are very similar, the thread contents are entirely different. The original thread was almost immediately hijacked by a bunch of limerick writers and other people who ignored the thread's instructions and did, in fact, post to it.   You can rest assured that the same fate will NOT befall this thread. I am frankly astounded at the number of folks who have not posted to it, especially those who have not posted several times.

Please continue to not post. You're all doing great so far.