Since so many fine people have helped me since i discovered this site a few weeks ago, I would like to donate a version of Comin' around the Mountain. It was written by someone who thinks about sex quite a lot, and seems to like it:

She'll be comin' around the mountain when she comes (She'll be comin' around the mountain)

She'll be movin' and a groovin' when she comes (and my love she'll be behoovin')

She'll be realin' and a squealin' when she comes (she'll be feelin' what i'm dealin')

We'll be rockin' and a rollin' when we come (we'll be pushin' and a pullin')

We'll behissin' and a kissin' when we come (we'll be followin' our blissin')

We'll be pettin' and a pawin' when we come (we'll be oohin' and a aahin')

We'll be wooin' and a cooin' when we come (we'll be mindin' what we're doin')

We'll be heavin' and a sighin' when we come (and believin' that we're dyin')

We'll be humpin' and a pumpin' when we come (we'll be thinkin' "ain't that sumpin?")

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