Since so many fine people have helped me since i discovered this site a few weeks ago, I would like to donate a version of Comin' around the Mountain. It was written by someone who thinks about sex quite a lot, and seems to like it:She'll be comin' around the mountain when she comes (She'll be comin' around the mountain)
She'll be movin' and a groovin' when she comes (and my love she'll be behoovin')
She'll be realin' and a squealin' when she comes (she'll be feelin' what i'm dealin')
We'll be rockin' and a rollin' when we come (we'll be pushin' and a pullin')
We'll behissin' and a kissin' when we come (we'll be followin' our blissin')
We'll be pettin' and a pawin' when we come (we'll be oohin' and a aahin')
We'll be wooin' and a cooin' when we come (we'll be mindin' what we're doin')
We'll be heavin' and a sighin' when we come (and believin' that we're dyin')
We'll be humpin' and a pumpin' when we come (we'll be thinkin' "ain't that sumpin?")
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