Are there no women that come to MOAB that enjoy the marvels of a man in a loin cloth? Are there no men that come here that can enjoy the wonderous sight of men in loincloths? I was certain that Mr. Shatner would have been included in those photos, but I must have missed him somewhere, although I am certain I saw a picture of King Khandu in there.
Remember way back when you were lost for a few months King, and I remarked about seeing you take off into the jungles in your loincloth? Well it seems you might have been photographed. I can't tell you where it is in that site, but I can assure you it's there. Plain ass the day you were born.
I must now take my leave because I was promised a ride on the dil-dozer and how can a girl turn that one down?