Oh, there's nothing like Spring in Orillia
Though the snows in late March can still chill ya
As you empty your swill
In a handy McGill
If you're lucky, the vapors won't kill ya!

* (Explanation: The legendary McGill is Orillia's official brand of Porta-Potty, popularized by the lovely CarolC, the official "Miss McGill" or "Crapper Queen", as she has been dubbed by some on this forum from time to time. McGill Porta-Potties are made of green plastic, and can be seen in many places around this area, beautifying the landscape with their art deco styling.)