Yo, Amos,

So like I couldn't figure out how to get an application. I pushed all the buttons here an' all I got was some danged Green Gorilla which chased me 'round the joint fir at least 15 minutes before I had to just unplug the pudder to kill it. Okay, maybe I didn't kill it but it ain't chasin' me no more...

Now, I'll be the first to admit that Iz an idiot! Yup, and proud of it. But now I take exception with that part about being able to use the term "moron" for idiot. No friggin' way in my book. Shoot, bad 'nuff being an idiot without havin' to have to deal with being a moron too!!! Right? Like how many short comin's can one guy handle?
Know what I mean???

This crap wouldn't have happened if it weren't fir Bush. Used to be that we idiots jus' went about livin' our lives, or not! One of my idiot friends, who is no longer with us, didn't read the 37th "Caution" when he bought his new toaster which read "Do not use this toaster in the bathtub or shower." Well, geeze, everyone knows that you don't eat toast in the bathroom! Right?

Okay, I might be an idiot but I also know that the 87th "Caution" on my Pull-on chainsaw that reads, "Do not eat this product" is sound advice. I busted a danged tooth on my third bite full... That one oughtta be like Number One. 'er Three! Not 87th! Like, past 25 or 40 of them "Cautions" an an idiot gonna loose his extension span. That's why thay call 'em extension spans anyway! You is over extended in the tension departement. I ain't stupid, dangit!!!

And, when in doubt, pick C...

And why did the politican cross the road? Hmmmmm? If you were indeed an idiot, you'd know. But, hey, if you don't know, there's still hope fir ya. We got some remedial idiot course comin' up to get yer sorry butts detuned...

Bobert

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