Ake, your countrymen have been emigrating to just about everywhere, including England, for centuries and we've had to put up with virtually every industrial dispute in the UK being led by some bolshie loud-mouthed Jock.

If every Scotsman who's left Scotland (and then perversely spent the bulk of his time trumpetting about what a bloody marvellous place it is) decided to move back, Scotland would capsize and sink under the weight.

As a matter of fact, Scotland IS a bloody marvellous place - that's why us English have the sense to go there (unlike you Scots who can't wait to get away!) :-)