What the Weekly World News fails to realize is that the Krispy Kreme thing is a scam intended to lull us all into a false sense of security. The aliens intend to take over the Earth with the aid of hamsters. Hamsters are actually an alien lifeform introduced not very long ago, biologically speaking, and they are slowly infiltrating homes all over the World. When the time comes the hamsters and the aliens will strike simultaneously and the jig will be up for humanity! The human survivors will be enslaved, kept in cages, made to run on excercise wheels to generate power, and fed nothing but Krispy Kreme donuts.