The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #45412 Message #1092219
Posted By: GUEST,JTT
13-Jan-04 - 06:25 PM
Thread Name: Folklore: Similes for Today
Subject: RE: Similes for Today
Shy but willing, like an ass to a thistle
(if you've ever watched a donkey approaching a thistle, ears laid back, eyes scrunched closed, lips carefully drawn back from teeth, but with somehow an expression of expectant ecstasy...)
As crooked as a ram's horn
Crooked? If he et a nail he'd shite a screw!
Telling lies as fast as a horse could trot
As thick as a kish of brogues
(=basket of shoes)
Not as green as she's cabbage-looking
Tuppence-ha'penny looking down on tuppence
(this surely needs amending into euro)
Some of these are metaphors, but hell, it's all in the family, isn't it?