Yeah, I know it's my own damned fault, but I'm gettin' sorta tired of this BS LIST FROM HELL so, without further ado, I'm gonna kill the last five items on it and if anybody doesn't like it they can kiss my ass and make up their own damned list!

Vericose veins

They're ugly. I got 'em. I'm fuckin' old. Whaddaya expect?

Water buffalo

I'd rather have a tractor.

Xavier Cougat

Latin band leader. Better than Desi Arnez, but wasn't smart enough to marry Lucile Ball.

Yoda

A friggin' Muppet who learned English by reading translated Japanese instruction manuals.

Zoroastrianism

A really old religion. All I remember about it is that the god that personified Evil made Satan look like a creampuff.

HOORAAAY!!! YIPPEEE!!! YAHOOO!!! IT'S FINISHED!!!