there once was a fellow called bruzie
he was cheap, a real male cyber floozie
he went on a bender
to persuade his gender
that bruzie the floozie was boozie (sorry)

he was hurt, he was bruised, full of shame,
exposed through a cyber thread game
his heart it was broken
his gender quite token
and his cyber soul full of self blame

now brucie - i've heard more than enough
don't get sucked in to this misery guts stuff
just strut out that proud leg
don't grovel or beg
and skip the emotional fluff

f.u.
(unfortunate acronym, didn't think of that while registering!)