The serious context to this story is that this is the same Jet Port that two of the 9/11 hijackers used to shuttle to their Boston flight. Well, the security measures have definitely been beefed up since then, and I have to admit that image of the instrument in question looks highly suspicious. That's the "high road" so to speak. Now let's continue on down the "low road."

Cheerily,
Charley Noble, who still flies internationally with banjo and concertina