The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #66039   Message #1093083
Posted By: LadyJean
15-Jan-04 - 12:17 AM
Thread Name: Suspect Item Shuts Down Jetport!
Subject: RE: Suspect Item Shuts Down Jetport!
I flew to Cincinnatti with a toy frog that hopped up and down while going "ribbit ribbit" and giggling maniacly. I could see a hopping ribbiting frog in a checked bag shutting down the whole airport, so he went in my carry on bag, ribbiting now and again, as I boarded and exited the plane.

My church has Scottish Reformation Sunday, with a local bagpipe band performing. Someone fell asleep during the service. I spoke to security to make sure the poor guy hadn't passed out or something.