If no one cares to finish off that little ditty I started, perhaps I could get some help with this:

(to the tune of that song about were you ever in Quebec riding on a donkey)

Were you at the Krispy Kreme
When they came upon the scene
Little aliens so green
Clamoring for donuts

Give us all you've got, to go,
chocolate creme-filled, chocolate creme-filled,
Or we'll start the anal probes
and summon all the hamsters.