HAW!!
I am bestride myselv wif glee,
A Mudcat birfday thred for me.
An' a bidet pome, from Bee-W-El
An' frendly greetings, I shore feel swell.
The onliest thing that I can find,
To mak this day more sooblime,
Is birfday wishes from thet liddle harpy,
You know the one...Penelyoppe.

Thanks everybody. Don't fergit that Martin Luther King were borned on this date too an' he's way more deservin' obv gude wishes then I'll ebver be.

Yerz,
Tweed
K.O.T.R.O.T.