Har! We are Ralphs. Har! If you haven't met us yet, we are the most annoying more-or-less humanoid race in the known Universe. Har! If you have met us before, you aready know that we are the most annoying more-or-less humanoid race in the known Universe, don't you? Har! What makes us so annoying is our incessant habit of saying "Har!" at the end of every sentence. Har!

We find this thread to be even more annoying than our own notoriously annoying selves. Har! That is quite an accomplishment for you humans. Har! This thread is so annoying that our posting to it would make it less annoying! Har!

As annoyance is Ralphs' raison d'etre we simply cannot allow that! Har! Therefore, Ralphs will not post to this thread. Har!