The folks that come to the Getaway
they say are mighty fine
but one of 'em drives her car on stump
and nearly broke this back of mine

The Shellbacks came to Ramblewood
a pleasant gang of Brits
We had some fun and shared some songs
and none were gits or twits (scared ya, didn't I Noreen?

Oh I can't wait for October
To head east once more
and share the music with dear friends
on the Susquehanna shore

When the lorry was on the stump
the same old thing was seen
18 Brit supervisors
with one Paddy in between hahahahahahahahaha

The vultures that were perched above
they looked so very grim
Aul Mick opined that he was afraid
they'd shit a chipmunk down on him

Gee but I miss old Ramblewood,
Oh how I wanna go, can't wait to hit the road,
Oh how I wanna go back