The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #4648   Message #1093745
Posted By: Joe Offer
15-Jan-04 - 08:36 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Req: Them Toad Suckers (Mason Williams)
Subject: ADD: Them Moose Goosers (Mason Williams)
You never know when the link provided by Bee-dubya-ell might disappear, so I'm going to post the ones identified as Mason Williams pieces (are they???). There's from the Webmaster also posted some of his own compositions that are along the same vein, but I think I'll skip those.
-Joe Offer-

Them Moose Goosers
by: Mason Williams

How about Them Moose Goosers,
Ain't they recluse?
Up in them boondocks
Goosin' them moose.

Goosin' them huge moose,
Goosin' them tiny,
Goosin' them meadow-moose,
In they hiny.

Look at Them Moose Goosers,
Ain't they dumb?
Some use an umbrella,
Some use a thumb.

Them obtuse Moose Goosers,
Sneakin' through the woods,
Pokin' them snoozy moose
In they goods.

How to be a Moose Gooser?
I'll turn ye puce.
Gitchy gooser loose and
Rouse a drowsy moose!