Them Beaver Cleavers
by: Mason Williams

How about Them Beaver Cleavers,
Ain't they rank?
Cleavin' them beavers
Down on the Bank.

Cleavin' they heads in,
Cleavin' they spine,
Clompin' them beavers,
Ever one they find.

Look at Them Beaver Cleavers,
Ain't they a shock?
Some use a ball-peen,
Some use a rock.

Them ever clever Beaver Cleavers,
Hidin' in the leaves,
Beaver comes by,
Gits a few cleaves.

How to be a Beaver Cleaver?
Ain't much to it.
Jist coldcock a beaver.
Reckon that'll do it.