Everyone who thinks "Patches" is bad, sing along with me:
"See the trees, how big they've grown...And Honey, I miss you..."

And one that used to get stuck in my head (right up until I spontaneously burst (sorry about the mess) into it in the middle of the mom-munching scene in Night of the Living Dead) was "Yummy, yummy, yummy, I've got love (Mom) in my tummy." And there was the sequel, "Chewey Chewey, Chewey" that probably should have come first.