Them Fast-Talkers
by: Mason Williams

How about Them Fast-Talkers,
Ain't they slick?
Tell'n everything they know,
Say'n it quick.

Them dad-gun fast-talkers,
Act'n like they play'n;
Keep'n people so confused,
Wonder'n what they say'n.

Whether they be twenty-five,
Or even if they thirty,
Somethin' 'bout 'em is for sure,
They be awfully wordy.

How to be a fast-talker,
This is what ya do;
No matter really what ya say,
Just finish 'fore ya thru!