The only way I would bring a reptile into my apartment is if I was guaranteed that it would make me a best selling author.

I cleaned for a man who had his whole house feng shuied. The walls were saffron yellow, with bright red trim. It was disconcerting.

I have a book on feng shui for cats, that says if your cats are sleeping on the stairs there's negative chi in your house and you should rebuild the stairs. I don't think so.