MENTIONED IN DISPATCHES
We are sad to report the passing of Colonel Chinstrap and his sergeant(STOP) Whilst making a tactical withdrawal from this thread they were both fatally injured exiting a pub in Ning Bing(STOP)As they arrived in the street a passing tourist bus ran over their arms and hands(STOP)Their next of kin have been informed(STOP)The colonel`s wife is quoted as saying "He died as he would have wanted, three sheets to the wind"(STOP)
(As you readers will know this will not prevent him appearing in other threads)