Yeah, I once tried to learn french horn. Thought it was something it wasn't, and all the young ladies played it. Thought it would would cool to play in treble AND alto clefs, but then I learned that they meant I had to learn to do it all at once. The final straw came when I found I had to stick my left hand UP THERE.

I went back to trumpet, when all you've got to worry about is emptying the spit valves.