Yes Rustic but I am a nubile an' energetic 52 year old fuck....hmmmm I see thet Blueslady haz found her cookie Boberdzz. We must tread carefully obver here or face bein bound head and toe.

Well it iz obver now...I am ten years younger than Palace reports wold habv me an menny things habv come to light via this Birfday thread that Lord Khnadsack started to honor hiz first Duck.
These things I am certin obv:

1. I am older then yesterday or even laist week!
2. There iz a computer program out there thet kin read minds and tell you what card you air lookin' at.
3. BeeDubs iz not named poit lorate of the Kindom ob Mississippi fer no good reason.
4. Also, Beedubs may be my twin brother az he iz the same age az me.
5. Bananas are able to fly somehow or other.
6. Rustic iz allus nekkid and sassy.
7. I need to look up "Doyen" az I am not sure who thet iz egsackly.

Thanks everybody. When iz Penelioppi's birday? We must prepare a special celabaton fore her when it comes around I think.

Yerz,
Tweed