Wierd!! I had typed all the lyrics to Nick Apollonio' s "The night the whisky froze" and thought it went merrily on it's way!
Well here it is, too late

Oh the stove was glowing a cherry red
The night we wore all our clothes to bed
And pulled the covers up over our heads
The night the whisky froze
We were safe and snug from the raging storm
We huddled and cuddled all night to keep warm
And nine months later a child was born
From the night the whisky froze!

I also suggested the "Frozen Logger"

Hope it went well
We were going to come, but got nailed with the creeping crud