Why not what, Jane?

Oh! Why not post to this thread? Well...

For one thing, if you do post to this thread you are doing something that you were specifically told not to do. That makes you an anarchist. That is not a good thing to be. It is not a good thing to be because people with even very mild dyslexia can easily confuse "anarchist" with "Antichrist". So, by breaking the rules and posting to this thread you will become The Antichrist. Now, The Antichrist is the ultimate embodiment of evil. As an embodiment of evil, you will begin to vomit split-pea soup and tell people that their mothers perform fellatio in hell. It is also possible that you will be appointed President of The United States. Then if you decide you don't want to be The Antichrist anymore, you will have to undergo an exorcism which may very well involve receiving a cold Cream of Wheat enema.

Wouldn't it be smarter to just do what you're asked to do and not post to this thread?

Bruce