Benjamin, Tobey McGuire is a pretty good look.
   My own brother has had conversations with me at places I wasn't. Everyone knows me from somewhere. I think I know them, too--I used to speed print photographs all night and I've seen everyone, every kodak moment, and their naked girlfriends.
    I feel sorry for a buck-toothed middle child in a family portrait I'm working on. Everyone else is a little hard to capture, but no matter what I do with this kid, they think it looks just like him. I could draw Bugs Bunny, they'd be happy. Poor kid. When my secret army of middle-children rules the world, I'll make him a general.