So, BillDee, does that mean Gorgeous Gary is an *gasp* alien?! LOL! I remember when that one got posted.

To the tune of Bury Me Not:

Oh, feed me not, the Krispy Kremes
That's not the hole I wanted filled.
An alien tried and promptly failed
Oh, feed me not, the Krispy Kremes.

I sat all day in the donut shop
Tasting each one they had got.
All in all they weren't too bad
Until I saw where they'd been had.

Oh, feed me not...

Alien members fit them well all round
They went a'rutting upon the ground,
At least they begat no cross-bred freaks
And their probing only took two weeks.

Oh, feed me not...

(Aarrgghhh! It's been awhile. Thanks for indulging..fun thread! Giok/John, I miss Dunkin' Donuts! We don't have them out here.

Never have had a Krispy Kreme, but never liked filled donuts anyway. Freakin' Aliens don't know what's good!**bg**)

kat