Hi Rick! I wonder how you willl bowlderize that questionable verse-- have never found a good solution for these! Some of my friends from Charlottesville VA who call themselves the Mando-Mafia have written a couple add'l verses; can post those if you want. (You did say, however, that you want to be true to Uncle Dave) The first song I ever heard you do was an Uncle Dave song-- believe it was Down and Out! PETE