Look, I gave up on these threads awhile back as generally pointless but on this one I'd like to make a positive contribution by clearing up the difference between hamster and hampster.

A Hamster is a small, furry, little mouse like looking mother which you buy at the pet store. They live their lives uselessly running about in a cage or a wheel or any number of wackyass toys available at the pet shop. Notice how the pet shop keeps factoring in? This type of hamster can be purchased for less than ten bucks but in it's short lifetime will cost you $2418.OO in assorted bullshit to keep it entertained.

A Hampster is a guy who sneaks into girls' dorm rooms and whiffs the underwear in their dirty clothes hamper. These too will end up costing money as they become guests of the local and state incarceration facilities where they are as useless as the other hamster but do provide entertainment value to many of the other inmates.....ahem.........The pet shop does not factor in here.

Glad to clear this up and also find this to be an entirely appropriate thread to do so.

Spaw