No, let's not. You continuously use analogies that collapse at the first comparison to actuality and then wonder why others don't get the point. Anyone who walks in to the Mudcat asking for a clean fork -- let' s say the equivalent to that in our space is a request for lyrics -- gets it in three minutes or three days for the tough ones, as a friendly contribution by someone who likes to help. Might be you or me or Sorcha or anyone.

No,let's not.

Your analogy is one where you would just order your meal and be served.

The correct analogy is more to one where the lyrics are supplied and the original poster does not say thanks or appears - to the outraged member(s) posting in response - to be otherwise ungrateful in some way.